A day of errands and slack.

Today Nick came over in the morning. We went to the farmer's market, then rented a car for a few hours to haul the last wave of Kickstarter packages to the post office. The post office was supposed to come pick them up yesterday, but never showed. Even though I paid 'em $20 to supposedly come at a particular time.

We also ran up to Northgate for some sewing supplies for my coat upgrade. And because he'd left something there that he was bringing to my place, and was afraid he might have left at the bus stop.

After lunch, we went back to my place and lounged in the living room for a while. He puttered on the net, I played some more Amalur for a while. At one point “famous people who share your birthday” came up, and he found out that in addition to sharing P. T. Barnum's birthday, I also share Bill Watterson's. Which was cool. I'd known about Barnum since I was a kid but that was new.

We also played the latest version of Ascencion, which was pretty fun. I ended up winning 107-70something, not bad for a few mistakes in the beginning and not playing any version in a good while.

And now I am lying alone in my bed listening to a neighbor practice their bongos. They have been joined tonight by a flute. It is simultaneously charming and annoying, and is kind of the price of living in the university district, really. (Also the drummer's playing is significantly more complex than when I first started hearing their evening sessions – hooray for the power of practice!)

Tomorrow I will probably do some combination of working on the coat, dealing with non-Kickstarter packages that have backed up while I dealt with the KS, and writing Rita.

Video game play styles: nature or nurture?

As video games started to have multiple characters available to choose form, a convention emerged: dudes are slow but can take lots of damage, while girls are fast and easy to break. (Oh, and of course there’s also the character with medium HP and speed. Who is always a dude too.)

Nowadays, there are a lot of games that let you customize your character in terms of both appearance and attributes. But I find that if I’m handed a blank slate and a bunch of character points, I will pretty much always end up with a fast, low-HP character. Hell, give me a game about little spaceships flying around and shooting things and I’ll take the highly-maneuverable glass cannon.

I find myself suddenly wondering: is this a play style I have simply been trained to be better at because it’s what I had to learn to use if I was going to choose the female character? Or is it what I innately prefer, and it’s only a concidence that it happens to be what’s traditionally mapped onto female characters?

 

Terrible Halloween Ideas

Sexy Technopriest Costume

was planning on just sewing a bunch of LEDs into my black coat and going as a Blinky Witch, but I think I just came up with a much more beautifully stupid idea. All I need is a few layers of red lingerie, black goggles or wraparound mirrorshades, an emblem sewn to the uppermost layer, a black beanie, and a black balloon full of helium!

Bonus points: persuade someone to dress up as John DiFool, and make a Deepo by attaching some stuff to a white balloon.

Nobody will get this. Except for that one person who is quite possibly a NEW BEST FRIEND.

I’m really tempted to do this. And still keep on sewing LEDs into my coat, of course, because, hey, who doesn’t want to high-tech multicolor witch coat?

 

dream: fragments

existing as a couple of chips hidden in a poster on a wall while hiding from folks who would kill me

eating plates to get mass to break down to repair my broken body (which was some kind of high-tech simulacrum of a human body, the magic wand I would wave if I was going to put that in a story is probably ‘nanobots’)

flying around as a temporary dragon with Vital Resources (but no memory of what they were)

getting a phone call telling me “you need to move NOW” because The Enemy were closing in and trying to make my elderly Asian mother stop asking for explanations and just Go – and then I woke up with a bit of a start.

While I can’t remember the connective tissue of this dream, in general this one had an overall theme of ‘being hunted’. It wasn’t a nightmare or anything; it was more like I was in an action movie or something. It was An Adventure and I remained pretty chill throughout the whole thing.

 

Lashina

Lashina

Another one of the Female Furies.

For Lashina, I felt I had a tight edge to walk – I wanted to keep what is, quite honestly, the BDSM flavor of her outfit, but de-objectify it a bit. Those rings around the tits were cute, Jack, but kinda blatant. I took it down to one simple signifier: she’s got a collar with a ring on it. Also she whips people with the steel ribbons she’s tied up in but that’s nothing new.

 

 

Big Barda

Big BardaBig Barda: looks like Lanie Kazan, acts like Roz Kirby. And kicks all the ass. As with my previous redesign of Orion, I tried to take Jack Kirby’s original design and strip it down to an essential. Barda’s fish-scaled armor has turned into hex-scaled armor, and the hexagon theme of her belt in some of Jack’s drawings has been extended to the red bands on her limbs. The panties-over-leggings look is gone because the ‘circus strong man’ resonance it conjured up in the fifties is long since gone for modern people like me.

The floating bits on her powered-up Power Rod are held there by gravity manipulation, and can be extended very rapidly. Not that she needs it to kick your ass. But it comes in handy when she’s beating apocalypse-sized gods down to size.

 

the danger of misprints

I am dealing with shipping the last few copies of Rita 2 today. This is mostly a matter of ‘some lingering international shipments’ and ‘special snowflakes’.

One of the ways you can be a special snowflake who requies unique handling is to be someone who said “why yes, I would like one of those ten copies of the misprinted 2”. So I have had to open up the Box Of Misprints (it has MISPRINT! written on every visible side so there’s no confusion), and carefully take out six copies. I then sealed the box of misprints back up.

I have now put a pink post-it with an exclamation point on the cover of each of these books. Because I want there to be no question which books are misprints and which are nots, so I don’t accidentally send one to someone who isn’t expecting it.

I feel like I treat these things with the same caution I’d treat weapons-grade plutonium, sometimes. Store well away from the other half of the bomb. Do not put next to the other half until delivery is imminent. Avoid accidents.

re-stretching

Woo. First time doing yoga class in like a month – I’ve been away at cons, or just back from a con and too exhausted to think of leaving the house in the morning, for weeks. As usual, I pushed myself to near my limits, just to figure out what the hell they are after all this laxity. Turns out there are a few things that have definitely changed for the worse, and my stamina for holding poses feels less, but there are other parts that are still pretty flexible.

It’s gonna take a while for my spine to fully unkink after all that travel and sitting, though. Pop pop crackle.

There’s a new yoga teacher at the Y, with a different style of class, and a very citrus-y perfume. But it’s still mostly about taking the same poses and holding them.

I’m going to miss having the more extreme stretching and exercise of pole class; the Y is adding barre and high-impact intensity training, and I’m hoping those two things will fill in that gap for a while. I’ll start hitting those classes sometime this week or the next; it depends on how pooped I feel after just starting to do yoga again after so much of a break.

(Also annoyingly my pull-ups have decreased a LOT over this enforced break; I could casually do 5 or 6 when passing by the bar at the bathroom door, and now I struggle to do 3. It’ll return with regular practice, though.)

I really need to start doing some kind of exercise when I’m away from home like this, so I don’t have this total drop of flexibility and strength when several cons come in a row in the future. (I also need to avoid that if I can. But still.)

A breakfast moment

I’m having breakfast at Portage Bay Cafe. The dining room has this unusual split-level arrangement; half of it is higher than the other, with a low wall that comes up to about waist height for the people in the upper half.

I was seated right next to the wall, on the lower side, enjoying a really tasty ham scramble, when I see a hand casually slide over the wall and just dangle there. As if its owner was draping it out a car window.

Every now and then he’d kinda pick at one of his fingernails. Kinda gross, when you’re right below it.

After a bit of thought, I picked up a packet of sugar and slid it into this hovering hand. Fingers closed reflexively, and my gift was accepted. The hand drew out of sight.

A moment later, the old dude it belonged to poked his head over the wall. I waved. He said “Thank you!” and vanished.

And took his dangling hand with him.

Goldkin

Goldkin

 

Table commission from Rainfurrest 2014. Goldkin builds tooling for VR, and wanted a Rita-style piece.

 

Hooray for scale brushes I got off the internet.