darude – sandstorm

There I am, walking down fraternity row on my way to the rail station at the far corner of the UW. One house has a lawn full of shirtless fratboys in great shape, throwing sand or dirt around with shovels. Maybe they had a beach party last night, I dunno. I slow down to enjoy the view.

The music they’re blasting as they work ends, and another track begins. One voice rings out, full of possibly-drunken enthusiasm: “DUDE! This song is AWESOME!”.

It’s Sandstorm.

I can’t stop giggling until I’m out of earshot.

Parallax: Crew art, v2

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So. Nick and I have been working on the second version of the Parallax pitch bible for a while. I’m pretty happy with these versions of the cast, and will probably be using this as the art for each of them.

One thing constantly in the back of my mind is that I’d like to make it more representative of modern audiences than the straight white people most TV shows are aimed at. Gender and queerness is easy to do. One of these characters is trans. One of them is pansexual. Two of them are in a homosexual relationship. None of this is presented as a big deal in the show; it just is.

But ethnicity? The fact that they’re all cartoon animals makes that a little more oblique.

So I ask you, o Internet: Do any of these characters look like they should be voiced by someone of a particular ethnicity?

And then, a further question: would it be neat if the various characters were voiced by people whose ethnicities deliberately do not match the ones the characters look like they “should” have? With a distinct attempt to have a broad mix of voices, the US has more than enough cartoons with an entirely white voice cast.

I think that shuffling ethnic codes like this sounds like a good idea, but I also recognize that I am a middle-class white lady from a former Confederate state. If this idea is the hottest garbage fire you’ve heard of this week, then let me know so I can change it before I persuade someone to make a season’s worth of Garbage Fire: The Series.

(Also, if you are wondering, due to their Weird Names: Vaxenchalowroth is a lady; the Baron and Atber are guys.)

The gamer’s dice bag, considered as a physical aid to immersion.

Today, I saw a link to a story about a 120-sided die. The big question was “what do you do with it?”. Because there are no RPG gaming systems that need that large a space of numbers. And I’m not really sure there should be; part of the fun of an RPG is that it’s a simplified simulation of reality, that aids in improvising stories.

Its creators suggest that since 120 is the least common multiple of the “standard” gamer’s dice set of d4/6/8/10/12/20, one could use a simple set of tables to generate any of the numbers found on those dice. Which would also mean that you could just whip one of these out instead of the usual Crown Royale bag full of a zillion dice and add a bit of minimalist flair to this week’s gaming session.

But realistically, you get this because it pleases some part of you to have a set of Weird Nerd Dice on hand; I don’t play RPGs any more, and never need a set of dice, but I’ve got a few sets of Gamer Dice sitting in the studio closet next to all the art supplies. Dice which I bought not too long after losing most of my possessions to Katrina, knowing that I hadn’t gamed in years, and probably never would; there is simply some part of me that is not happy without knowing that, at any moment, I could provide all the randomizers needed for a game of D&D.

And ultimately? When you play one of these games, one of the things you’re fantasizing about is being an adventurer delving into deep, dangerous places, and coming back with fistfuls of gold and gems. A nice collection of dice quickly starts to take on the appearance of a pile of gems, especially once you start getting ones made of translucent plastic, or interestingly-marbled colors. Running your hands through the ever-growing bag of dice is a good enough cartoon of what your bold thief feels as she kneels atop a dragon’s hoard, running the coins and jewels through her fingers and laughing delightedly before stuffing a bag with what she can carry, and making for the exit before the dragon comes back.

 

…I think I need to find some decent fake gold coins (or maybe just beg my New Orleans friends for doubloons) and expand my collection of dice now. I have, of course, ordered one of these d120s, as well as the same people’s interesting variants on the traditional 4/6/8/10/12/20 set.

 

edit. i went on ebay and bought three pounds of doubloons

Twin: a fragment

A picture of my character Twin, a sentient black hole who likes to shape (her) event horizon into a vaguely femme monster-thing.

Lots and lots of barely-visible art brushes are layered to create the subtle texture of (her) body.

This has context but you ain’t getting it.

Bureaucracy

I'm sitting here sorting through the pile of mail that's accumulated over the past few months while I was too busy grieving to deal with it. Now I know why there was constantly a huge pile of mail on the table when I was twelve; Marie-Jeanne must have been swamped with a similar pile of Stuff Demanding Her Attention after Russell died, plus the extra fun of trying to raise a kid who was falling into his own pit of grief, and of scrambling to figure out how she could get some kind of Day Job to keep things together. I know Elmina (Russel's mother) passed us some major chunks of the money Clayton (Russell's father) had managed to get by some lucky investments. Which I am still mostly living on, to be honest.

And I'm just contemplating all these bureaucracies spinning away, generating all these little notifications. Banks and insurance companies sending me a new letter every so often with an update on my or my mothers' accounts. A retirement fund that I guess doesn't know Mom's died yet asking her to vote on the now-passed board election. A note from her doctor reminding her that it's time for her yearly appointment, the month after she died. A few lingering debts that I missed dealing with when she died that are still sending collection notices. Eventually I'll get all of this covered, and my mailbox will go back to its usual slow rhythm of credit card offers and the very occasional note from a human.

I'm sorting through all of these because I'm plucking out all the tax stuff to send off to my mom's accountant. Along with my tax stuff because I just can't deal with it right now. If ever to be honest, I should just start paying someone to do the dirty work of sorting through all the forms and entering the numbers for me. Think I'm gonna finally go talk to the bank about setting up a business credit card, too, so I can quickly and easily say “I lost this much on my business this year” and get tax deductions for that.

Anyway. Vast bureaucratic machines, running at the slow time of snailmail. They'll wait patiently for me to bother dealing with them.

Cloak and Dagger

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Today the section of Comics Twitter I follow keeps on talking about how terrible the costume of a Marvel lady hero named “Dagger”, who is basically wearing a white jumpsuit with a dagger-shaped cutout that goes all the way down to her belly-button, if not further. She’s got a themed partner named “Cloak”, who’s a big dude with some kind of shadow powers. And apparently people are talking about Dagger’s absurd costume because they’re going to be on a TV show soon, and trying to implement that full-body boob-window is going to either be a nightmare of glue, or a nightmare of Standards & Practices.

I googled them up and learnt a bit more: she’s a rich white girl, he’s a stuttering black boy, and they both got their powers from Tainted Comic-Book Heroin. Which may have been retconned to the heroin triggering their mutant genes, I dunno, whatever, I’m not gonna change their costumes to “Needle and Spoon” or anything like that.

Also I noticed that Dagger’s costume is basically designed to make it look like her head and neck are the hilt of a giant flesh-shaped dagger. Okay. That doesn’t sound dirty at all when I write it out like that.

So I asked myself “how can I make the dagger stand out against the white suit without making it be a giant cutout”, and the answer was pretty quick: make it pitch-black, and make Dagger’s skin pretty dark as well. Now she’s got a ton of internal contrast, the better to distract you when she pops out of the shadows, while her shadowy partner slips up behind you to kick your ass. I see no reason she can’t still be a rich kid. Also I gave her some shoulderpads because damn, she could use some armor. If I wanted to iterate on this a little more I’d make them work better as the dagger’s guard, but this is about as much work as I want to put into publicizing a Disney brand without being paid. Which is also the reason I left Cloak pretty much untouched, he’s a perfectly fine instance of the Shadow/Batman vibe with a nice little ‘repeated slightly-nervous lines’ thing going in his outfit.

Apparently there have been like four or five variants of Dagger’s costume and nobody’s thought to stop dressing the poor girl like a stripper. And they’ve wondered why girls never pick up her book. There sure are a bunch of geniuses working at Marvel.

And now I go back to drawing a commission of a dark-skinned nerdy girl beating up an alien with her xenobiology textbook.

Looks like there’s still an outside

I just got back from a late-night run to the pizza joint. It was the first time I'd left the apartment in about fifty and a half hours. I got home from ECCC around 8PM on Sunday, and spent all of the intervening time either naked or in a bathrobe, in bed or lying in the living room. With the blinds and curtains closed, even when I wasn't playing a video game. I just wanted to minimize my inputs as much as possible after four days of being in the middle of the third largest comic convention in the US.

I have no idea how well I did at the con. I don't think I made my table back. But I sold about 30-40 copies of Rita 1 to new fans thanks to me dropping the price. I ended up having a friend volunteer to be a Stunt Peggy for half the con, which left me free to spend some time wandering around the con and thinking about how to upgrade the booth I share with a few people for next year – right now we're just acting like a chunk of Artist Alley moved to the main floor area, next year I want to have some larger signage for the group and coordinated tablecloths, so as to hopefully look more professional and important than we actually are at the moment. I'm hoping to create a somewhat quiet visual space in the middle of the con, where every surface is screaming for your attention.

Anyway. I am once again naked. And I am going to bed. I will have to leave the apartment tomorrow for breakfast purposes, as well as getting something for dinner. So I guess the worst of the post-con hermitage is over. I have no idea if I'm going to try to make myself do anything useful tomorrow, though. I won't complain if I don't.

I should probably at least schedule some pole dance classes this week though.

How To An Illustrator: abusing image trace

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Screen Shot 2016-04-09 at 7.42.54 AMFucking around with image trace because someone asked how to do this kind of stuff on Reddit.

Process:

  1. import image
  2. object->image trace->make
  3. window->image trace, set it to black and white with a threshold of about, oh, 30 or so. Maybe open up the ‘advanced’ triangle and check ‘ignore white’; I’ll talk about why you might want to do this later.
  4. in the layers palette, drag the layer this image is on to the ‘create new layer’ button at the bottom of the palette.
  5. you are now editing a new copy of the image, in this new layer. Set the trace threshold a little higher.
  6. repeat steps 4/5 until you feel like you have Enough layers to work with. You might want to set these layers to about 20-50% at some point so you can see what’s going on.

Now, you have at least two options here. First I’ll talk about how I did the B&W image with pattern fills.

  1. I’d checked ‘ignore white’ in step 3 above. This gave me a set of paths that were just the black parts, as opposed to solid black and white.
  2. make a new layer at the top of the stack, call it ‘construction’. Probably lock all the other layers so you don’t interact with them by accident.
  3. somewhere above the image, draw a horizontal unfilled, stroked line that’s around half again as long as the diagonal of the image.
  4. effect->distort and transform->zig zag. If you want wavy lines like this then choose ‘smooth’ in the ‘points’ section.
  5. alt-drag the line to well below the bottom of your image.
  6. select both lines, object->blend->make. Then object->blend->blend options and fiddle with the settings until you like the spacing between your lines.
  7. select that whole blend and drag it into the swatch palette to make a pattern fill. You could also do object->pattern->make but that will immediately throw you into the pattern editor mode, and we don’t need to do that here.
  8. Hide the ‘construction’ layer. Show everything else. Select all the image traces and do object->image trace->expand. Sadly you can’t expand multiple image traces at once; you have to select them one by one. I feel the most efficient flow for this is to unlock one layer, select all, expand the trace, lock the layer, then go on to the next one, but whatever works for you. You might want to record an action or add a keyboard shortcut to the image trace expand as it’s pretty deeply buried in the menus.
  9. Lock all your layers; unlock one and do edit->select all. Then pick the wavy lines pattern swatch you made.
  10. Lock off that layer, unlock another one. Select all and pick the wavy lines pattern swatch.
  11. Choose the rotation tool and start to rotate the image. Before you let go, press the ~ key. This is a switch that says “only transform the pattern fill”; you’ll see your outlines replaced by bounding boxes of all the paths. Maybe hold down shift to constrain it to 45º angles.
  12. Repeat steps 10/11 until you’ve dealt with all your layers.
  13. Enjoy your cool artsily separated photo. You could use whatever fill pattern you like for this.

(As a side note, the ~ trick to move a pattern fill around in a shape works with the scale, reflect, and arrow tools, as well. It does not work with the free transform tool.)

And here is another way to do it: opacity masks.

  1. do those six steps at the top of the post, but turn off  ‘ignore white’ in the image trace options.
  2. lock everything except one image trace layer. Select all; cut. Yes, cut.
  3. In the layers palette, click on the circle to the right of the now-empty layer’s name.
  4. In the transparency palette, press the ‘make mask’ button. Check ‘clip’ and ‘invert mask’.
  5. Click on the big black square that appeared in the transparency palette, and paste. Now you have an opacity mask. You can see its outline if you do view->show edges, and you can see it in the transparency thumbnail’s palette, but nothing shows up on the screen. That’s because the opacity mask is a greyscale image that affects the transparency of what it’s attached to, and right now it’s attached to an empty layer.
  6. Click on the empty square in the transparency palette to go back to editing the layer, and draw something in it. Maybe a big black rectangle. Maybe a colored one. Maybe a pattern fill. Maybe draw two circles and blend them, that’s what I did here. And then duplicated and slightly offset them to create a cool morié pattern in the image.
  7. Repeat steps 2-6. If you want to move some of the stuff you drew in step 6 without moving the opacity mask, then click the chain link between the two thumbnails in the transparency palette. Otherwise you’ll move the opacity mask as well.
  8. Enjoy your cool artsily separated photo. You could also try unchecking ‘invert mask’ on one layer and using it to overlay art in the lighter areas of the image, rather than the darker.

There are other ways to do this – you could expand the image trace (with ‘ignore white’ on), turn it into a compound path, and use it as a layer clipping mask for the layer full of whatever imagery you want to draw; you could probably do something involving destructive operations with the Pathfinder palette, too. Which is a major sin in my book as I like to do non-destructive edits whenever possible.

If I was to rank these methods from most to least editable down the line, it’d be opacity mask > pattern fills > layer clipping mask > pathfinder stuff. For instance, I wanted to add a little extra shadow under the chin to help distinguish it from the face. With the opacity mask method I could just go into a layer mask and draw some black shapes over the image trace. Adding more shapes the pattern fill way can be a little finicky with keeping the fill patterns in alignment; adding more shapes to a complex layer mask is even more fiddly, and destructive pathfinder operations have to be done completely from scratch.

You can also do a similar trick with Astute Graphics’ WidthScribe palette, if you feel like spending some money for a plugin that only has a bunch of YouTube tutorials and no manual.

the dream of cartoon pitches

I dreamed I was looking at a few pitches for cartoons.

One was about a bunch of foxes, and every time the size of the device you were watching it on changed, there would be more or less foxes. Obviously you would have to rotate your phone/tablet regularly to show this off. It did not have a name. I don't think The Mobile-First Foxes is a hit.

The other one was one of those shows set in normal suburbia with a twist. This shows twist was that everyone was a cartoon thigh bone with little legs at one end and a face on the other. It was called The Bonely Walking Boners, and was mostly an excuse to say “boner” a lot. I don't think my subconscious is allowed to come up with tv show ideas any more.

And now I get up and go to the last day of ECCC.

sketchbooks

I just cleaned up around the apartment and put the pile of sketchbooks that had been kicking around the studio into the shelves with the other filled sketchbooks. One pocket-sized one has been kicking around since March 2011 or so and still isn’t full.

I really don’t fill sketchbooks up like I used to.

Admittedly I think that one taking forever to fill is a function of its tiny size – it’s not much bigger than my phone, and I like more room than that. I put away filled sketchbooks with later starting dates.

There were actually about 15 books at various places about the apartment, in various stages of fullness. To fit them onto their shelf in the studio closet, I had to do some rearranging – first I pulled off the handful of empty sketchbooks and various notebooks waiting there, then I pulled out the hole punch lurking way in the back of the closet and put some of the empty books back. I just kinda… chew through paper, and turn it into art. These days most of the stuff on paper isn’t even finished images; I mostly do a lot of scrawlings to plan my big projects now.

I am now down to four in-progress sketchbooks. Two of them will take forever to fill since they’re marker paper and I’m reluctant to draw in them with pen and pencil; two of them will probably be ready for the shelf in a couple of months.