
I was cleaning off my computer’s desktop and I found this screen shot. It makes me giggle.

I was cleaning off my computer’s desktop and I found this screen shot. It makes me giggle.
so i’m thinking about this story by lord dunsanay
idle days on the yann
in which the narrator describes a lengthy journey he took on a river through a fabulous magical world, without ever really getting down to specifics like “names” or “actual dialogue”
and i’m thinking about this book by h p lovecraft
the dream-quest of randolph carter
in which is described a lengthy journey a man took through a fabulous magical world, with a certain amount of attention paid to grovelling around in the death-pits and charnel-houses of this world, as is to be expected from that ol’ necrophile howard, without ever really getting down to specifics like “names” or “actual dialogue”
and i’m thinking about this trilogy by jo clayton
skeen’s leap, skeen’s return, and skeen’s search
in which is described a lengthy journey a woman took through a fabulous world of fallen science, ancient mysteries, and what she took from that journey back to her far future world
and within which the chapter titles get increasingly playful, including one title that goes on for a couple of pages of large boldface where clayton explicitly says that she sat here at a crucial juncture of the story, pondering her options, and had a hard time deciding which one to do; she lists the options she considered, she talks about their pros and cons, and invites you to pick one and write your own, should you care to – turn the page and you’ll see which one she chose, how would the version in your head differ?
and i’m just thinking about how all of these stories share one important thing: they invite the reader to help finish them. the dunsanay and lovecraft merely do this by their sparseness; the clayton does it explicitly.
and, you know, this is how the next generation of storytellers happens.
i am thinking about this because i just spent a half an hour stoned off my ass and working up some ideas for a tv adaptation of zelazny’s amber series as an accidental writing prompt, until i remembered that roger supposedly wanted nobody to write in his world after he died, and while i’m fine with respecting that i got started thinking about how easy it was for me to do that and how similar it was to those things i’d read, and found fascinating, and why.
(and then while i was thinking about lovecraft my nostrils were suddenly suffused with the scent of death and decay; it may have been something outgassing from the new trash can i had delivered yesterday and only just now opened; it may have been a brief visitation by the spirit of HPL or some minion of his born-decaying dream-world; i covered both of these possibilities by opening the windows and demanding COME NOT IN ThIS FORm or somesuch)
anyway, i guess i should get back to work drawing this comic about a vampire lady telling a story, maybe i can work a casual invitation to tell your own stories into it somewhere

So this weekend I got invited to join a D&D game, and was all, like, why not? I haven’t done any of that since 1995, when I said goodbye to my regular gaming group and went off to LA for animation school. And we were playing GURPS; the last time I played <em>Dungeons and Dragons</em> was in, like, 1990 or so, with a mix of 1st and 2nd edition AD&D rules and a homebrew spell point system.
I had however picked up the 5th Ed PHB and DMG sometime last year, and done half the work on a character, so I pulled her out and nailed down her specs.
Saranté Eptá is a kobold thief entertainer. Please pay no attention to the dagger hidden in one of her bangles and the lock picks in another. I’m sure you’re busy trying to politely avoid staring at the parts barely covered by that too-small loincloth with the grinning belt buckle, anyway. Also kindly ignore how heavy her mandolin is. Surely it’s not built around a steel bar so it can be used as a weapon when a scheme goes awry.
Her history:
The forty-seventh daughter of the Year of Charenox was supposed to be special. Her egg was the first one laid after the legendary accountant Counts-In-Circles was pilloried by an angry mob for her role in the Melanchurion Affair, and as such she was expected to be the reincarnation of Counts. It is unclear whether she is actually dyscalculaic or simply sick to death of keeping track of other people’s hoards after a lifetime spent on that; either way, she fled her tribe of city kobolds rather than resign herself to a life of adding up numbers. No, for her it was the romance of the open road, and a mandolin “liberated” from an apprentice luthier. Someday she may return home. Maybe. If she feels like it. Or if someone ties her up and drags her there. I’m sure that’s not a potential plot hook or anything.
Somewhere along the way between there and the events of the campaign, she has gotten pretty good at playing that mandolin, and learnt to squeeze some pleasingly unearthly noises out of it.
The rest of the party includes a statuesque black cat lady who is a cleric of a barbarian death cult, a former male human druid who was turned into a mind-blind illithid lady by a diety’s whim, and a crow bard of uncertain gender (probably male) who is unable to speak except in, essentially, samples of things he’s heard.
Three members of the party play instruments (cleric: drums, bard: hurdy-gurdy/samples, Sarante: mandolin), and we are joking about the illithid singing… which would make us a travelling death-metal band, as illithids don’t have tongues and produce speech by jamming a tentacle down their mouths and using it as a crude substitute, which I insist on imagining coming out like Cookie Monster vocals.
Should be fun!
(And if by some reason you care to read her whole character sheet, go here and have a look. I am so glad I found this site, calculating all the resistances and whatnot is a poorly-documented pain in the ass!)
I dreamt I was trying to hook up with someone on Furrymuck for textsex. Didn’t want to but felt obligated. So I took my sweet time navigating to our rendezvous location in its map. At the same time I was in a store with someone attempting to persuade me to have a run of custom printed ties done, with bats on them; somehow this design ended up being a blue head of a cartoon dog, and I very politely said I needed to think about the colors for a bit as a way to get the hell out of this interaction.
Then I woke up.
Would you like to see a picture of a cosmic unicorn lady with two penises standing on a planet while jerking off? Because I drew one.
Oh wait because that weird lady who draws just like me but has a different name drew one. Right.
Anyway. Birthdayish piece for Sigil, also because they just drew a picture of one of my characters doing some raunchy stuff as well.

“how do i distort text like this” – someone on /r/illustrator
“distortion meshes” – me

also here is some experimentation in faux watercolor looks that I need to explore further.

Someone on /r/illustrator posted a piece they described as “30 minute design challenge of the day: stairs”. It was a tiny little fragment of a staircase, mostly hidden by a huge wall.
I decided that looked like a good way to wake up, so I drew this. My original sketch had some more stairs in the background but I decided to spend the last five or six minutes adding the figure sliding down the bannister instead of those.
Bannisters: one line apiece, widened out with the width tool.
Posts: art brush set to ‘scale proportionately’ mode, draw a quick line.
Texture: mezzotinted rectangle, layer set to soft light 10%, the usual really.
I got stoned for a while this morning and found this in Evernote. It may in part be a reaction to spending a long weekend in Vegas (a friend was having a go at a couple poker tournaments there) and feeling revulsion at the constant display of the Fake Bling that you will surely come into at any minute if you just slip another quarter into this machine’s slot.
cryptocurrencies as a device for converting 4channers into value
I think I dreamed that a kappa stole my phone. Admittedly it’s hard to tell as it was replaced by a stand-in – the best one yet, I think this one actually ran a weird Android variant and had belonged to someone else. I never get my real phone when I pull it out in a dream; I always get a fake phone. It’s slowly catching up; it used to be a horrible clunky device with an LCD screen and multiple physical buttons, this one was recognizably A Post-iPhone Smartphone. It had a case with a single home button and a touch screen and everything. But it was a plastic case, that was sort of opening when I pulled it out and had to be snapped back together. And it said it belonged to some dude who was definitely not me (and no, this phone wasn’t owned by pre-transition me either).
She also managed to steal my tablets and my laptop from the hotel room I was staying in. This dream was taking place at a furry con that was somehow also happening in an airport, it seemed.
Really I feel like the “what is this janky substitute for my phone” thing should be a sign to me that I Am Dreaming by now. It’s been going on for several years. But like the “casually pissing in a really horribly unusable toilet” thing (which made an appearance too; I didn’t use it but the bathrooms in this dream sure were weirdly set up), I just try to use it anyway.
At least the last time I dreamed of peeing in an inappropriate toilet, I actually asked myself if I was dreaming. Maybe next time I get a Comedically Fake Phone I’ll ask myself that question too. And maybe next time I casually pee in a wildly inappropriate toilet and ask myself if I’m dreaming, I’ll take out my phone and see what I get.
I still don’t know what I’d do in a lucid dream, mind you.