“Is that what I think it is?” asked my landlord, pointing to the bong that’s been sitting in my sink ever since the downstem broke while stuck inside of it.
Then we had a conversation about how Oregon just legalized it. No hassle at all. I love living in a legal state.
(He was here to check out the broken front window blind and the broken dishwasher. Both are gonna be replaced soon; the blind may be done while I’m at APE, which would be pretty rad.)