Raccoon tail: acquired.
Face paint: already hanging around the house.
Lab coat: acquired, modified to fit me better and have a slit up the back for the tail to poke out of.
Ears would be a nice touch but yeah, I think I’m as ready as I need to be for Dr. Procyon to make an appearance onstage at the COG’s twentieth anniversary show this week.
And speaking of the COG – WHY ARE NONE OF YOU BACKING PINKERTON’S KICKSTARTER.