After spending about three minutes talking to myself in a silly voice about how THE A BACONS, THEY CALL TO ME! THEY SAY UNTO ME: PEGGY! EAT OF WE A BACONS THAT WE MAY BECOME YOU! while preparing some breakfast, I have come to a conclusion. I think it is very important that I share this conclusion with you, the Internet.
I am a very silly person.
edit: Breakfast eaten. I AM BECOME A BACONS.