a video game about pretty flowers

Luxuria Superbia is the most refreshing game I’ve played in a long time. So many eager flowers that just want you to please, please come touch them. Right there. Yes, there, there – wait no stop slow down – ohhh yessss.

Each flower has a different personality. Wants your touch in a different way. This one likes being spread. This one likes a spiraling caress around all those blushing petals. They all like being lightly, rapidly tapped when everything starts to go white.

This is the most explicit, obscene game I have ever played. And yet you could give it to a child. It’s just about pollinating abstracted flowers, after all. It’s totally not teaching you about putting your fingers – or other parts – into a warm, dark hole and being attentive to what makes it happy. Totally not about that at all.

Oh who am I kidding this is a game about a pretty lady who knows you coming up to you and begging you to put your head, hands, and hips between her legs and make her come so hard she sees God. Very recommended.

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