oh here’s a wonderful offer

Every now and then I look at my OKCupid account to see if there’s anything worth pursuing.

HERE’S A WINNER! His name is “baadboy1”.

Selected quotes from his message:

I’m outside the age range you specified. (He’s 54, my profile says I’m looking for people 28-42, which I admit is maybe a bit hypocritical.)

I’ve only dreamed of but not had experience with trans girls.

…due to a really annoying stalking incident that happened to me a while back, I have chosen to take down my pics for a spell.

He’ll happily email me some if I want, though.

I am for real and always answer all of my messages. It does amaze me constantly though, how many other folks do not. ;-)

Then on to his profile, for some morbid curiosity:

I also write some pretty odd cartoons a la Gary Larson’s Far side, only a lot farther out there. Unfortunately I don’t draw, so am still searching for a twisted cartoonist!

I got news for you. Gary Larson couldn’t draw either.

I’m married to a vanilla wife, who has zero interest in sex and has no clue I’m out here.

OH THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT DEAL FOR ME SIR SIGN ME RIGHT UP I HAVE DREAMED OF BEING CALLED A HOMEWRECKER ALL MY LIFE

I’m a Dom as I mentioned above, and am searching for submissive play partners.

Ssssoooo you are not honest enough enough to tell your wife you have discovered a part in you that is hot for dickgirls and for pervy sex. But you’d like me to let you tie me up and beat me. Yeah this doesn’t seem like a recipe for disaster. At all.

I am not into ritual, and am not going to dress up in a rubber batman suit lol, but am otherwise flexible fantasy wise.

What does that LEAVE for fantasies?

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