Here’s the list of destinations Tom is picking from so you don’t have to hold your screen up to a mirror.
destination subjective time Straylight 3s Vesta 14s Czarina-Kluster 23s Funk Soul 372s Shaeffer’s Choice 2942s Höel 70042s Strangedown 78309s Eros Kluster 82409s Pasiphaë 146239s Sinope 146935s Amalthea 147001s Ganymede 147007s New Val Halen 147002s Callisto 147003s Shaeffer’s Choice 147014s The Moose Denied 147020s Europa Nature Preserve 147004s Himara 147271s Io 147692s Elara 147848s Leda 148234s New Amsterdam 183327s
Apparently Shaeffer chose both ways.
This is a mix of names I made up, orbital/asteroid habs from books that influenced me, and several of Jupiter’s moons – I guess Pallas is hanging out near the Jovian system at the time of this story. Which I suppose could give an enterprising nerd a guess as to the exact date this is happening, if I’d actually done any of those calculations myself. Which I did not.
And I don’t know about you, but I really do not want to visit a place called “Höel”. I think it was colonized by a bunch of Ren & Stimpy revivalists. shudder