Here’s a few questions and answers from the Ask Rita tumblr. Got questions about any of the four worlds? Ask ’em there and the appropriate character (usually blue Rita) will answer! Eventually.

Do you ever adjust your processors to experience time at a faster or slower rate (relative to local time)? It would seem to relieve a lot of the tedium of interstellar travel.

What’s it like to switch between chassis? Is it as simple as uploading to it, or is there a whole rigmarole?

Are you a teapot, or are you a teasmade?

Which Beatle would make the best robot?

Why gender?

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What do you experience on sync loss?