Do you want to contact me? These are the best ways.



Here are some of the worst ways:


  • facebook (I ignore most friend requests and rarely bother checking the pit Facebook buries messages from non-friends in)
  • USPS (I’ve given up trying to keep up after being swamped under a ton of mail-order catalogs after forwarding my deceased mother’s address to mine)
  • phone (my ringtone is three seconds of silence, no vibration, and I rarely check voicemail when I’m anywhere I can act on any complex requests)