Do you want to contact me? These are the best ways.


  • email: (response may or may not be prompt, no promises)
  • twitter: @egypturnash (public DMs are on)
  • telegram: egypturnash (you’re most likely to get something like a real-time discussion here; be warned that I’m a terrible conversationalist.)


Here are some of the worst ways:


  • facebook (I ignore most friend requests and rarely bother checking the pit Facebook buries messages from non-friends in)
  • USPS (I’ve given up trying to keep up after being swamped under a ton of mail-order catalogs after forwarding my deceased mother’s address to mine)
  • phone (my ringtone is three seconds of silence, no vibration, and I rarely check voicemail when I’m anywhere I can act on any complex requests)