Today I came into my studio. Artie (one of the cats) was asleep in the middle of the floor, splayed on her back with her belly up. I sat down at the desk.
Out of the corner of my eye, quite clearly, I saw her get up and walk towards the door. But when I got up to see if she wanted the door open so she could go out, she was still lying on the floor. Hadn’t moved at all.
Did I hallucinate this? Did I slip halfway into a parallel reality for a moment? While I was seeing her leave, I realized afterwards, I heard a sort of droning noise. Was this my nervous system glitching the fuck out or was it me tuning in to a different celestial harmony than usual?
I was, I must note, kind of stoned when this happened. I don’t think that really makes any of those possibilities more or less likely.
Anyway. Glitch in the Matrix day, I guess. Watching the cat take Schroedinger’s Nap.