From: Not a valid Answer <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: “email@example.com” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
i just read a post you wrote in 2012 about your medications and effects it had on your penis. can i see a pic of that?
DEAR INTERNET, HELP ME CHOOSE MY REPLY:
A: I’m sorry, in 2014 I had it replaced with a set of lights that flashes in patterns known to trigger epilepsy in 95% of humanity.
B: Here you go. [picture taken from the profile of Twitter user @hondavtx18]
C: [no response]
D: [leave suggestion in comments]