From my inbox this morning: the rare Dick Pic Solicitation.

From: Not a valid Answer <hondavtx18@yahoo.com>

To: “egypt@urnash.com” <egypt@urnash.com>

i just read a post you wrote in 2012 about your medications and effects it had on your penis. can i see a pic of that?

DEAR INTERNET, HELP ME CHOOSE MY REPLY:

A: I’m sorry, in 2014 I had it replaced with a set of lights that flashes in patterns known to trigger epilepsy in 95% of humanity.

B: Here you go. [picture taken from the profile of Twitter user @hondavtx18]

C: [no response]

D: [leave suggestion in comments]

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