“I should go get something to eat for dinner.”
Walk into bedroom to put some panties back on.
Experience sudden, irresistible attraction to MY OWN BED.
Fall into bed, still mostly dressed (except for the aforementioned panties, which I removed when going to the bathroom and didn't bother putting back on).
Yeah um no I don't think I'm leaving the house tonight. I ate too much Saturday night, I can skip dinner tonight.
Repeat two more times in the next couple weeks oh my fuck kill me now.