My ex-boyfriend-with-benefits just asked if I’d consider becoming his ex-wife-with-benefits. I told him I would be honored to stomp on his dime store plastic ring, wear half of it on a chain, and throw the other half in his stupid face.
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This is really not what I expected adulthood to be. But I’m enjoying it.
Sounds like an amicable Valentine’s Day to me!
You two have an interesting relationship o.o