I just googled myself and found the best thing I’ve ever filled a “about you” field with:
From the swampy miasma of the Crescent City an ancient beast arises. Its serpentine path weaves across the continent, a long black tail trailing to Los Angeles, to Boston, to Seattle – ah, there she is, in all her manic glory: Peggy.
Man I’m tempted to rewrite the about page of my site now. Which needs some css work anyway.
(Why was I googling myself? Well, a friend IMed me with a quote from her SO: “Is Peggy’s last name Trauth? She’s famous!”. She wasn’t around when I responded, so I decided to see if googling “margaret trauth” would turn up anything new and interesting.)