Can I pay my Basic Health premiums online?

Yes, Basic Health accepts credit card payments online from current members (offered applicants, disenrolled/suspended members, group members, or Washington Health members cannot pay online). There is an additional charge to use this payment option, called a convenience fee.

Basic Health cannot take credit card payments over the phone or in person. This payment option is only available online.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy why the fuck can’t I pay online as a new applicant why the fuck are you charging extra for the method of payment that involves no human time whatsoever are you people stuck in the twentieth century or something

sweet and sour monkey sphincters, i’m not sure if i even have any stamps in the house ugh fuck this twentieth-century bullshit (and fuck the whole “health insurance” racket while I’m at it)

Oh well I need to go deposit the cash I got from AC anyway, the post office isn’t much further than that. Still. Checks. In the mail. Ugh.

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